epic-humor:

i’m like 99% sure drake and josh was cancelled because josh got skinny

(Source: snorlaxatives, via michaxl)

patientrecords:

bellegoddessdivine:

How to avoid rape… sounds about right, even though it was written almost 40 years ago.

Never not reblog

(via i-am-the-dark-lord-lucifer)

heismyfirstolive:

timelordsandhunters:

is nobody going to talk about this painting 

i mean those men are just casually rIDING THEIR BEARDS NBD

never mind them, i’m more concerned about the guy kidnapping a woman with his beard

(via thetumblr-thisisatumblr)

somehideitbetter:

fuckyeahsexyatheists:

velma-dear:

iconicmonsters:

I’m not satanic but these are some damn good rules.

satan does not support rape, animal cruelty, or child abuse

when walking in open territory, bother no one. if someone bothers you, ask them to stop. if they do not stop, destroy them.

*Today on I Didn’t Know I was a Satanist*

I agree with all of these rules…I’m really uncomfortable now

(Source: theblood-thesweat-thebeers, via trashgnomesanonymous)

allyson-wonderlnd:

lastofthetimeladies:

#i’ve always wondered why this line existed #i think it’s because he was still jealous of the cat #and was like ‘look roes i’m a MAN’ #’you need a REAL MAN’

I accept this

(Source: rorythenosepond, via sammyforgotthepie)

fandom-monster:

mybrainisallovertheplace:

lorasueee082011:

aplacecalledorange:

I think we should all celebrate by taking a moment to appreciate Robert Pattinson’s attitude and I’m laughing so much right now.

JUST ALL THAT HE IS.

I mean 

LOOK

Robert Pattinson’s ‘Twilight’ commentary.

I just

I’m going to miss this

Who would have thought he hated Twilight so much?

This guy.

He hates Twilight more than Stephen King. 

(via land-of-greyjoys-and-cannibals)

(Source: thehopelessoptimist, via aday-dream-away)

drappleluv:

goldenbug0:

princess-potterheadxo:

did she get a haircut

no she’s not in uniform

Is that a new bow?

(via mourn-the-wicked)

laughslastforever:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Not to mention: I’m Not In A Satanic Cult, I Just Need To Know How To Summon A Greater Demon Using Latin Verse. 

(via hiddleston-inthe-tardis)

jennycockles:

i just checked facebook and…

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